I’m in line to pay the deposit on the trailer. This is after he was creepily hitting on me in front of my grandpa.
Creepy UHAUL guy: Oh Hey! I know where I recognize you from! We went to the same Junior High.
Me: Oh … cool. Small world, huh?
C.U.G: Ha yeah. Hey now that I have your phone number can I give you a call sometime? Maybe we could go out and catch up?
Me: Well I’m actually moving to Pennsylvania tomorrow. So…
C.U.G: Ha.. Well if you don’t wanna go out, all you have to do is say so.
Me: Dude, Um why do you think I’m renting a trailer from you?
It has been decided that now I am getting TWO kitties!! Oh man I am so excited!!!
He says things to me like ” Good morning, love. How are you, doll? and Hello, gorgeous.”
Seriously? It’s so cheesy but it makes me weak in the knees. This is also terrible timing because I’m leaving in 10 days. Can I please take him with me?
There’s nothing quite like knowing that you are a lot prettier, skinnier, and have a better rack than an old ex’s new girlfriend. Facebook Vindication!