- Kid: I love photoshop.
- Me: I hate you.
This is the story about how I accidentally watched soft-core porn at my mothers house. As you might know, I am home for Christmas break and for the first part of it I was staying with my mom. She has this fancy little thing called satellite cable. Lots of movies, music and anything you could ever dream of watching. So it was late at night and i was bored. Really bored. I was scrolling through the movie channels seeing what could be mildly entertaining. I come across this movie called “Zombie Honeymoon”. So if you know anything about me you know that I like zombie movies, in-fact i love them. so i figure sure why not, i can add it under my list. About 15-20 minutes into the movie I have to turn it off. No not because of the “sex scenes” but because it is one of the worst “zombie” movies I’ve ever seen and this includes Zombie Lake, which is a french dub and has more naked chicks than you can count. So the next night I’m sitting in front of the TV with my mom’s boyfriend, Jeff. He scrolls past the movie, and i say ” That movie is pretty much the worst zombie movie I’ve seen.” He pulls up the info tap, reads the description and then the rating and informs me that this isn’t really a movie but soft-core porn. He then proceeds to laugh at me the rest of the night.
I made this so Kevin Mosley would be happy.
more to come.. he’s pretty demanding.